Any crazy cat lady will tell you that their feline friends have complete run of the house. Sure, I may pay the mortgage and buy the food, but when it comes to personal space, it all belongs to my kitties. They sleep where they please. They play with anything they desire. They even want my attention only when it suits them.
Over the years, I learned to let the cats dominate the house. After all, I am merely a human who is living in their territory.
This morning when I woke up, I noticed a painful crick in my neck. I felt fine before going to sleep, so what happened? That's when I realized I was sleeping in a strange, contorted position. Surely I didn't choose this on my own. I glanced around to find a cat above my head, one on my side and another between my legs. During the course of the night, they must have moved me to suit their sleeping styles.